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"Did not want to burdenize income tax department thus skipped filing tax", says (self-proclaimed) Messiah Sonuu Sood
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After a three day survey by the IT department at the office and house of Sonuu Sood, he finally came in front of the media and did a press conference (certainly he isn't afraid of the media, Modi ji). He started by saying "Pooja bhi karta hoon, jaap bhi karta hoon, kahin devtaa na ban jaaun isliye fraud bhi karta hoon." Answering to the press, Sonuu Sood said that his heart breaks whenever he sees people under trouble. "I never want someone to suffer through my acts. Thus, I didn't file income tax as it would only cause a burden to IT department officials. Why increase their problems? As a Messiah, it's my duty to help people, not to trouble them. That's why I skipped filing tax" said Mr Sood. 

Sonuu Sood came into limelight as a (self-proclaimed) messiah when he helped students, migrating laborers and poor people reach their home in lockdown period by arranging food, shelter, transportation and other facilities. Though his Bollywood career was never very shiny and his sources of income always remained a point of suspicion, he was still praised by common man and got huge support from media houses as well.

Recently, the Income Tax agency conducted a three day "survey" at offices and houses of Sonuu Sood. This act was highly criticized by the "opportunist" Khaas Aadmi Party who had made him Brand Ambassador a few days ago. Talking to our correspondent, the KAP leader Arvind Khujriwal said that "BJP and Congress are afraid of us. They removed CM of all those states where we decided to contest elections. Thus, to take revenge, they (BJP) are conducting these surveys against our Prime Hero Sonuu Sood". 

As the news of a survey by the IT Department on Sonuu Sood flooded, we reached his office and interviewed the IT Officials. One of the officials told us that "Sonuu Sood himself broke the wall and gave us 2 crore rupees hidden over there. He is a true hero. He also helped us in conducting surveys. Not only this, he also arranged a chartered helicopter to drop all of us back to office as the roads were flooded due to rains."

Netizens on the other hand took this event as a golden opportunity to take jibe on Sonuu Sood. Twitter was full of tweets with the hashtag #ScamSood. 

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